Glammy Material

Apparently Glammy Awards season is starting early this year. I thought I would have at least another couple of weeks to decide if I wanted to revive last year's obnoxious campaign or not, but just a couple of days ago Cherry Jubilee plopped an unsolicited ballot into Lucky Charming's Facebook email, and I thought "Well, I better get cracking!"

I re-read the ballot upon receiving it to familiarize myself once again with the categories. I was definitely planning on gunning for the Best Writer/Blogger title once again, hoping that Michael Musto might want a break this year after winning it, what, four times? I was also contemplating Best Male Performer. Sure, I'm not technically a nightlife performer...but I could be! Ya never know!

But then I thought about my burlesque career, and I realized that technically, I qualify for a lot of shit. In just a few short months, Lucky Charming has come a long way. And while he may still be unbeknownst to the majority of the Glammy gang, he's definitely more likely than Lucas to capture their attention. Why shouldn't he campaign as well?

I stepped outside of my brain for a moment, and asked myself if this wasn't absurdly grandiose. Then I remembered I was dealing with the Glammy Awards, which is the very definition of absurdly grandiose. I truthfully have absolutely nothing to lose by making a complete ass of myself and campaigning for as many categories as possible. The worst thing that could happen is that I walk away from this whole operation, once again, unknown. Besides, if I don't treat myself like a goddamn superstar, how can I expect anyone else to?

So here's the plan:

For this year's Glammy Awards, I encourage all qualified voters to nominate...

Lucas Brooks

for 

Best Writer/Blogger

Best Male Performer

Lucky Charming

for

Best Breakthrough Artist

Best Male Performer

Best Burlesque Performer

Homo Erectus

for

Best Duo or Group

Now that I've had my name in Next Magazine (next to Go-Go Harder's, might I add) and visited Fire Island, I already have to make some serious edits to Fame Whore. I might as well take the whole project to a whole new level.

Who's with me?!