Hit It or Quit It

I am not one to seek out immediate sexual gratification. Not only because I prefer to get to know someone a reasonable amount before getting naked with them, but also because I'm a huge fan of sexual tension. I like to feel the fondness and the arousal grow, and let the tension build, so that when it's broken, it's like an orgasm in itself. That's when I think sex is the absolute hottest.

However, there is always the potential for too much of a good thing, and there are times with the tension can be stretched out for too long. Frankly, I'm getting ready to let it go and watch someone get smacked in the face.

I have a couple of gentlemen on my to-do list who have let the sexual tension between us stay taut for far too long, and it is causing me to lose my mind. I suppose that it's not fair to place all of the blame on them, as we are all busy people with very different schedules, and I can be a bit shy when it comes to initiating the actual deed, but I been teased by both of them for several months now, and at this point I'm just cranky.

I know that because I'm a sex educator and because I write a sex blog, people think I'm getting laid all the time. I'm not. And it sucks. A little bit of teasing can be fun, but when it goes on for too long, it can become painful and downright cruel. I did not consent to such torment, so stop the teasing and do me already!

That is all.