The 4th may be over, but we've still got a civic duty to show off our swelling pride. Come see the All-American cast of this Star-Spangled Burlesque review tease your Rocket's Red Glare and make you wish for a simpler time of Apple Pie and good ol' fashioned Ball-Playing. The historic Stonewall Inn hosts our purple mountain's majesty, with enough booze to fill sea to shining sea.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of this night's hilarious host: RUSTY FORD!!!!
TAWDRY OWL will be our Lady Liberty for the evening, asking for your poor, your tired, your huddled masses yearning to see her shake and shimmy!
MATT KNIFE, a Founding Father, defends his honor as America's Favorite Pass-Time and might just let you play through his Amber Waves of Grain.
LUCKY CHARMING hath loosed the fateful lighting of his Terrible Swift Sword and will bring it to the stage for those lucky enough to see his truth march on.
GO-GO GADGET sheds his grace on thee and lets us know there will be no Titillation Without Representation
LEWD ALFRED DOUGLAS, in order to form a more perfect show, will out-Macaroni any Yankee Doodle Dandy!
STICKY RICKY proudly waves his Broad Stripes and Bright Stars to prove that all Men are teased equally.
Go-Go By that ginger goddess FOXY VERMOUTH
Kittening by our favorite mode of Transport RIQUE SHAW!!!
- From the drunken diary of TEDDY TURNAROUND
But don't go away yet!
You can also catch Lucky Charming tomorrow night in Newark at Hell's Kitchen Lounge for Brick City Burlesque! It's going to be a sizzling night of boylesque, also featuring Sticky Ricky and Smokin McQueen, hosted by Dave Menace! Three sets: 10:30, 11:30, and 12:30. And it's FREE! I hope some of you can make it!
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